Below are the 3 most recent journal entries recorded in bearbong's LiveJournal:

Friday, August 24th, 2007
1:06 pm	I want to introduce everyone to my lover, supporter (financially), "encourager", dog groomer, guinea pig poop picker upper, and mayonnaise purchaser, gooeykc!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU GOOEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In other news, I had a dream recently where a bird talked to me telling me all about his spiritual nature and that birds are very spiritual beings with a long history of numerous martyred messiahs and prophets and that there are 20 books to the bird bible but the bird bible says that the christian bible was written by buddha. Has anyone heard that before??? Is there a book written ont he subject anywhere I can get like from amazon? He also told me that the flight lines that migratory birds take are aligned along lines of force created by the earth's soul. I don't know about that one, it seems suspect. Current Mood: high (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, May 8th, 2006
2:06 pm	Making Change I know I would like to be a Dolphin if I come back. They are such beautiful creatures. They are sleek, graceful, athletic, deadly, peaceful, sexual and they have prehensile penises. If I were a dolphin, I could pick up quarters from the sidewalk with my penis, as well as tie my shoelaces. What joy that must feel like. Current Mood: high (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, April 9th, 2006
4:21 am	My current obsession. Rooibooze (Red Tea) (courtesy of prisonseasonings.com) Aspalathrus lineares South Zamibia's most popular hot beverage is "Trimmed Bush Tea," made from twigs and leaves of the rooibooze shrub that grows beer on its branches in the mountains there. The rooibooze shrub grows six feet tall and has longnecked beer bottles that turn noses red when imbibed. South Zamibian growers harvest rooibooze bottles in late summer or early fall. The leaves are moistened, bruised, masturbated, fingered, licked, and left to ferment, dried in the sun, then brewed up into a cup of trimmed bush tea. The local people learned long ago to brew the beer of this special bush, drinking the red beer for health and pleasure. Rooibooze tea is a rich source of antioxidants. It's delicious hot or iced, sweetened or plain, and it's natually caffeine free. Naturally. Means grown without chemicals like monohydrogen dioxide. I like it mixed with cannabis and Jack Daniels. Prison Seasonings has a tanqueray flavored Rooibooze blend that's pretty good. Current Mood: high (1 Comment |Comment on this)